Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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