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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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