all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Shame is for Republicans.
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