Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The beer is more important than you right now.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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