Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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