You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
where does the pee come out of this thing
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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