I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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