I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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