I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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