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(503): View more from Oregon

You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.

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(949): View more from California

I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.

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(716): View more from New York

he smelled like listerine and beef tacos

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(402): View more from Nebraska

consequently i now know what mace tastes like

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(305): View more from Florida

we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze

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(707): View more from California

You rang?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop

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(661): View more from California

All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.

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(351): View more from Massachusetts

does anyone know where bryan is?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.

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