he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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