I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Someone shattered a urinal.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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