She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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