dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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