school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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