He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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