Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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