But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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