Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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