jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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