normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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