I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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