i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
