I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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