We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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