You're completely useless in the revolution.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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