You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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