new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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