so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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