what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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