The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Someone signed my nipple.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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