Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
