Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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