Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Say something about gay babies.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
