I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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