Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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