***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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