Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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