At least make sure they are 18
Why
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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