Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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