Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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