god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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