We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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