Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Someone shattered a urinal.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
