One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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