I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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