I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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