I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
birth control should be required to get into college
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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