I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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