their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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