New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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