well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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