Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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