i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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