so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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