Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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