I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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